Friday, February 29, 2008

And the winner is!

I thought you would like the blonde joke, but there were only two contestants. Fuzzy’s Dad said you could tell if a blonde had visited your blog "because she left the following comments, please use more pictures, I can’t read it because you type too fast and don’t use such big words."

Wyatt’s response to the joke was "she tries comment by writing on the screen." I liked both responses, so this week there is a tie and the winners are both Fuzzy’s Dad and Wyatt Earp. I hope I didn’t type that too fast for you. Next month's jokes are going to be things all green, leprechaunish, and beer inspired in honor of St. Patricks Day.

What are you going to do with your extra day?


I just realized that today is leap day. Are you going to do anything fun to mark an extra day for the year? My daughter and I are going to order delivery pizza and do girly stuff. The men folk are going camping with the Boy Scouts to work on Pioneering, so it’s just us girls until Sunday. I think we will have a good time maybe paint our nails watch some chick flicks and just play a lot.

Slow and steady wins the race.


I think I am goingto tyake this weight off one ppund at a time. I lost 1.2 pounds this week. Don’t get me wrong I am happy about it. I realize it didn’t get there over night and now that it’s happily settled about my hips and thighs and will take a little persuasion to get it to leave. My weight watcher leader pointed out that a pound a week is good because in a year that’s 52 pounds. I can live with that. I just keep telling myself time passes either way. I can be thinner or I can be heavier and I choose thinner.

Vocabulary world of the day.

Dogged

dog·ged

Pronounced: daw-gid

Definition: stubborn, persistent and unyielding.

This time I am dogged about following the Weight Watcher’s plan.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

For all the ladies.


I found this picture while searching Google images for pictures of crazy moms. I don’t know what Joaquin Phoenix has to do with crazy mom, but he is sure fine. I hope you enjoy.

I need to talk to a grown up!


After two days home sick my daughter is going back to school. I am so excited I get to be with grown up people today. The tornado came down with the crud that is going around. She developed a sore throat, headache, and phlegmy cough Monday afternoon and by Tuesday morning, she was feeling too sick to go to school. And since my job doesn’t matter, I was the one who has to stay home. I thought cool I can get all my homework assignments done up until the midterm and be ahead of eh game. That kept me busy Tuesday but when Wednesday morning rolled around and she claimed she still felt too bad to go to school, I was once again elected to say home. I love my daughter but I need to talk to grown up during the day and calling your husband to many times at work only annoys him and gets him in trouble; And by the time he got home from work he had had enough talking and wanted only piece and quite.

Tuesday I finished the assignments cleaned the kitchen, walked on the treadmill for 30 minutes in the morning and another 30 minutes in the afternoon. I checked my e-mail about 100 times hoping people had left comments. And I played Adventure Quest on the computer. I also medicated my daughter several times with children’s musinax and fed her breakfast and lunch. She is a real trooper taking the medicine because I know it taste like crap but she downs it followed by a water chaser and a piece of chocolate. She didn’t cough or blow her nose as much so I told her she is going back to school tomorrow. She woke up feeling better this morning so all is well. I really need the company of people who don’t get a packet of crayons when they go out to eat, or whose favorite channel is nickelodeon

Vocabulary word of the day


Peaked

peak·ed

Pronounced: peak·ed

Definition: pale drawn feeling ill.

My daughter, the tornado has been down graded and is feeling peaked.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wednesday’s Poetry Corner.

I chose this poem today because I have always loved the truth of its words. It takes a heap of living to make a house a home. To me a house is just a structure where you live, but a home is something altogether different. A home is a place where you feel safe and you know you are loved. It is the one place that when you go back to it, they have to let you in. Not every house is a home; some are just a place to sleep at night, but it is my wish that everyone should have a place they can call home.

The poem is called “It takes a heap o' livin' in a house t' make it home” and was written by Edgar A. Guest. This poem was taken from the following web site: http://home.att.net/~mysmerelda/bestofguest.html

It Takes A Heap of Livin...

It takes a heap o' livin' in a house t' make it home,
A heap o' sun an' shadder, an' ye sometimes have t' roam
Afore ye really 'preciate the things ye lef' behind
An' hunger fer 'em somehow, with 'em allus on yer mind.
It don't make any differunce how rich ye get t' be,
How much yer chairs an' tables cost, how great yer luxury;
It ain't home t' ye, though it be the palace of a king,
Until somehow yer soul is sort o' wrapped round everything.
Home ain't a place that gold can buy or get up in a minute;

Afore it's home there got t' be a heap o' livin' in it;

Within the walls there's got t' be some babies born, and then
Right there ye've got t' bring 'em up t' women good, an' men;
And gradjerly, as time goes on, ye find ye wouldn't part
With anything they ever used-they've grown into yer heart;
The old high chairs, the playthings, too, the little shoes they wore
Ye hoard; and' if ye could ye'd keep the thumb-marks on the door.

Ye've got t' weep t' make it home, ye've got t' sit and sigh
An' watch beside a loved one's bed, an' know that Death is nigh;
An' in the stillnes o' the night t'see Death's angel come,
An' close the eyes o' her that smiled, an' leave her sweet voice dumb.
For these are scenes that grip the heart, an' when your tears are dried,
Ye find the home is dearer than it was, an' sanctified;
An' tuggin' at ye always are the pleasant memories
O' her that was an' is no more-ye can't escape from these.

Ye've got to sing an' dance fer years, ye've got t' romp and play,
An' learn t' love the things ye have by usin' em each day:
Even the roses round the porch must blossom year by year
Afore they 'come apart o' ye, suggestin'someone dear
Who used t' love 'em long ago, and trained 'em just t' run
The way they do, so's they would get the early mornin' sun;
Ye've got to love each brick an' stone from cellar up t' dome;
It takes a heap o' livin' in a house t' make it home.

Vocabulary word of the day.

Asylum

a·sy·lum

Pronounced: uh-sahy-luh m

Definition: a place of either safety or security or a place for the care of the mentally ill.

My home is definitely an asylum; it is a place of safety and security after a long hard day as well as a place that can drive you crazy. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

It makes me so mad I could just spit.

Arrested migrants urged to be silent

Advocates insist they're not trying to beat system

Daniel González
The Arizona Republic
Feb. 24, 2008 12:00 AM

Community groups are responding to a controversial crackdown on illegal immigrants with a controversial plan of their own: They are giving undocumented people advice on how to avoid being deported.

Immigration advocates say they are simply trying to protect the rights of illegal immigrants, not teach them how to beat the system.

Critics say the advice amounts to helping people who have broken the law.

For the complete article, please follow the link to http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0224avoid0224.html

Is this a good reason to grab the duct tape so my head doesn’t explode? This is such a blatant attempt to circumvent Arizona’s laws and the will of the voters it makes my head spin. They are even handing out cards that state they are evoking their constitutional right to remain silent so they can hand it to a police officer in case they are arrested. They are not citizens, so they do not have constitutional rights. Unfortunately, it seems to be working. For the few people who have tried it, the police have let them go. I guess in a sense it’s their get out of jail free card, or perhaps it’s their stay in our country illegally card. Now excuse me while I go smack my head against a brick wall.