Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Tainted treats.


What does a teenager in the Dallas Fort worth area have in common with little red riding hood? Other then a basket full of goodies not much. This teenager was not so much a Little Red Riding Hood as simply a little hood. Instead of delivering a basket of goodies to his sick grandmother, he delivered a basket of tainted goodies to make cops sick. The goodies appear to have been laced with powerful hallucinogens. They knew something was wrong when the y noticed none of the vending machines had any chips left in them. Several police officers were sickened by eating the bad goodies but fortunately, they are all going to recover. The police officers were told the cookies were from Mothers Against Drunk Drivers. They might not have eaten them if they had been told that they were from a crazy cop hating teen. I am grateful that despite having eating bad treats, none of the cops was seriously injured but it is sad that these cops will probably never accept a cookie from a stranger again. I wonder what they will charge him with assault and batter.

Source: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/16825529/detail.html

2 comments:

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Luckily for me, I always hallucinate, so I wouldn't have known the difference. :)

Sezme said...

The tests came back negative for drugs. Now, I am confused. How 'bout you? :)