Monday, March 3, 2008

What’s my punch line?

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, this month's jokes will be dedicated to all things green, leprechaunish, and beer inspired.

To start things off what is green, gold, and runs fast?

6 comments:

Deathlok said...

Irish Unemployment Joke
A man in Claire is walking by a stream and sees a man drowning. He jumps in and grabs the man.
"Leave me be. I don't want to be saved.", says the drowning man.
"I'm not trying to save ya. Where were you workin'!"

momster said...

Very funny, thank you for sharing.

Buckaroo Banzai said...

. . . the Green Lantern after Mexican take out.

momster said...

That's going to tough to beat.

Anonymous said...

A leprechaun in the wrong part of town.

Anonymous said...

Green Beer in a Brass mug on St Patty's day.