Monday, March 24, 2008

What’s my punch line?

I left for vacation over a week ago leaving a punch line from last week's joke; How do you keep a leprechaun in suspense? Apparently you do it by not participating in the contest. So, when the leprechaun comes back there’s nothing there. This week we will try a different joke, I hope you like it.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama are standing in front of the pearly gates . . .

3 comments:

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Saint Peter walked by and said, "I'm sorry, but we don't accept whores here."

Medic3 said...

...and there was thunderous applause from the United States.

Anonymous said...

Saimt Peter tells Hillary and Obama you can enter if you honestly anwser one question.
The Saint Peter tells McCain no RINO's allowed.