Monday, January 28, 2008

Top ten reasons Mondays bite.

10. Not having any clean under wear because you forgot to do laundry.

9. Dragging your children out of bed and getting them ready for school because they all stayed up way too late over the weekend.

8. Driving in Monday morning traffic, do all the idiots forget how to drive over the weekend?

7. Knowing that you have five days to go before the weekend.

6. Finding half your lunch in your desk drawer because you got too busy Friday to finish it and now it really stinks.

5. Trying to find your wallet, keys, purse, badge or what ever because you cant remember where you tossed them when you came home Friday evening.

4. Arriving late for work because you forgot to reset your alarm clock Sunday night

3. Listening to lame coworker decried their boring weekend.

2. No episode of 24 tonight because of stupid writers strike.

And the number one reason Mondays bite is,

1. Working with a hangover

1 comment:

Sezme said...

Mondays bite, but the days after a holiday (long ones) bite even more.