Monday, January 14, 2008

What’s my punch line

Today is premier of "What’s my punch line?" I will give you the start of a joke and you complete it. After careful review, I along with the able assistance of my stud muffin husband, will choose the very best one. The winner will be posted on Friday. So send me your best funny line sand the one who makes me wet my pants wins. So with out further ado here is the very first joke. It is an oldie but a goody.

"A duck walks into a bar . ."

3 comments:

Sezme said...

He orders the Gray Goose and states, "I'd drink the Wild Turkey, but it's a little gamy."

Buckaroo Banzai said...

The bartender asks if he wants a drink, and the duck replies, "Yeah, I'm 'down' for that."

Anonymous said...

A round for the house.And put it on my bill.